Monday 4 August 2008
Final bit of Monday.
The reason that Monday is now in three parts instead of two is that in between publishing parts one and two a comment was left by what Nea refers to as one of the creeps. Only by summoning the assistance of Crowbard was I able to banish the creep's comment to outer darkness. I wish to record my gratitude to Crowbard, and to record a wish that it were possible to permanently banish all creeps from my blog. I like to think I am reasonably broadminded, and I welcome comments from all but the most creepy types (this evening's creepy speciment was a pimp to put it crudely), so if you are only borderline creepy please continue to comment and I will continue to welcome your input. Goodnight and God bless you all.
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And so perish all porno-pimps (except my favourites)!!!
Cheers Mike.
"Borderline creepy", I like that.
Does that make me one?
Quite probably, but they can't arrest you for liking it!
'Borderline creepy' conjures up images of a venomous arachnid spinning some extra lace on a young ladies lingerie whilst she lingers langourously before a lovely gothic log-fire.
The hero should leap to her rescue and rip it off gallantly .........
but there he hesitates in dilemma ............
should he rip off just the spider?
Ought he to grab everything in order to render her rescue assured?
Damned tricky these borderline issues!
Like silk lingerie, best left to the imagination whilst keeping Linsey-woolsie combinations for the harsh practicalities of real life.
Crowbard and Nea. This is getting scary. You borderline creepies seem to be creeping steadily (or unsteadily) closer. Avaunt ye. This isn't what my blog is about. It's about good solid ordinary life in boring old normal here in the middle of the road England. I think. Or rather that's what I'd like to think. Now you've got me worried. Cheers, Mike.
Fear Not!
All creepinesses are duly avaunted. (I say, isn't 'Avaunt' a little gothic {or at least PRB} for normal middle Engish? I do believe you're becoming slightly creepy Mike!)
You'll be coming out with 'Apage Satanus!' next and waving bell, book and candle at us.
I suppose that would be alright for C of E Anglicans if not for E Anglians?
LuvBruv
On the contrary, Crowbard. This correspondence confirms my conviction that I am the only totally normal person I know. In the ordinary way, of course, modesty prevents me making a statement of that sort, but when accused of 'creepiness' (I'll trouble you !!!!!!) then a stand has to be taken against the creeping (that word again) hordes of oddness and eccentricity that seem to be overtaking us.
Normal Service will now be resumed.
Cheers - Mike.
Ah sweet simple normality, I feel it descending o'er me like the poet's muse. The blissful life, the daily round, rightful duties done, righteous thoughts thunk, God's in his Heaven, all's right with the world.....
Except for that creepy chittering just beyond the borders of audibility where the darkness dwells!
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